Finding the best toys for toddlers can be so tricky – they’re like teenagers. Their interests evolve and update and rock so violently it’s hard to keep track. Is she still into Doc McStuffins? No, she’s a My Little Pony girl now. Does he still want to be a little doctor? Well… in the sense that he wants to operate race cars, yes.
The safest route is the tactile…the sensory… the downright NOISY. (Especially if they’re not YOUR toddlers. Parents love that.) Anything that will occupy their teensy hands and keep their attention engaged is SUPREME.
Back at the lab, we’ve been scanning the toyverse for the perfect toddler-appropriate toys… it’s not been easy. There have been tears (mine) and naps (also mine) but I think we’ve found the best 8 toddler gifts available outside of the black market.
Got a tot to subdue? Look no further. And remember we gift wrap – so they can also enjoy the packaging.
- Balancing Sloths – Wooden Game
- Silly Faces – Bath Time Foam Stickers
- Little Bunny – Googly Eye Board Book
- Princess & Unicorn Squirters – Bath Time
- Magnetic Dart Game – Spooky Monsters
- Farmyard Friends – Four Noisy Animals
- Mini Football Table – Painted Wooden Set
- Spot the Difference – Funny Animal Selfies
1 Balancing Sloth – Wooden Game , $24.99 $24.99
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Can you balance the sleepy sloths?
2 Silly Faces – Bath Time Foam Stickers , $19.99 $19.99
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Create funny & unusual faces
3 Little Bunny – Googly Eye Board Book , $7.99 $7.99
3D googley-eyes to wiggle!
4 Princess & Unicorn Squirters – Bath Time , $9.99 $9.99
Lights up in water!
5 Magnetic Dart Game – Spooky Monsters , $24.99 $24.99
Spooky spider web or a haunted castle?
6 Farmyard Friends – Four Noisy Animals , $39.99 $39.99
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Colorful noisy friends.
7 Mini Football Table – Painted Wooden Set , $39.99 $39.99
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Get the footie bug early in life!
8 Spot the Difference – Funny Animal Selfies , $16.99 $16.99
Sure to make little ones smile – happy spotting!
Tiny tots get a bad reputation in the parenting community. “Terrible Twos” and “Threenagers” and so forth. The truth is, they just need a little bit more stimulation and loving to calm the beast within! Let ‘em have it with our very best toddler gifts.
And now… jokes that’ll make even a threenager laugh…
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
- They wave!
(My personal favorite – direct, to the point, merciless):
- Why do giraffes have such long necks?
- Because they have smelly feet.